The Afternoon Girl by Amrinder Bajaj

Author:Amrinder Bajaj
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: MEMOIR
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers India
Published: 2013-09-01T04:00:00+00:00

A boy sitting in front of a girl asks her: ‘Tere tango ke beech mein kya hai?’

‘Lakeer. Aur tumhare tango ke beech?’ she asks.

‘Lakeer ka fakeer!’

Love

Amrinder

14 Nov. 2003

Dear Amrinder

For the first time I knew your joke.

My vertigo is better but now I have pain in the groin and walk with difficulty. What is life?

Love

Khushwant

47

25.11.2003

Dear Khushwant Singhji

These days I have been so busy living life that I hardly have the time to write about it. With my practice going great guns, my sex life revived (thanks to a detailed study of your Kama Sutra and the fact that I’ve cast off the negative emotions generated by the fake diamonds) and I barely have time to write the mandatory fortnightly columns for Woman’s Era. The progressive frailty of your physical form is worrying me. Please look after yourself for all of us. Now, what is this about the pain in your groin? Is it hernia or the after-effects of your fall? My arm/shoulder is always available to you in lieu of a walking stick, if you so wish.

I guess my stock of exclusive jokes is over though I will continue to try my best to humour you.

A teacher was taking the viva of computer engineering students. His area of interest was CDs (compact discs), therefore his questions were:

‘What do you call the sex organ of:

Small men – compact dicks

Aliens – laser dicks

Old men – floppy dicks

Young men – hard dicks

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